http://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/A daft old bird, who likes to laugh at life, and thinks everyone has a right to be happy. I am very committed, (no hang on) I should be sectioned. Yeah, that's better..................en-EUMokoFeed10http://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/http://data5.blog.de/design/preview/c3/9426c56a4d85e20fd990edc6142082_160x200.jpghttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/28/laugh-til-i-cried-no-i-did-5663874/tag:saladdodger.blog.co.uk,2009-02-28:/2009/02/28/laugh-til-i-cried-no-i-did-5663874/Sat, 28 Feb 2009 03:53:23 +0100 <p>Honestly</p> <p>Hubs in just the best mimic in the world. And BIL (God love him) has a very colourful, explicit, and wide ranging vocabulary of profanity for when he is driving. His patience level is well below zero and he lets it loose. He curses at the weather conditions, the potholes in the road, and every other motorist that should know better than to drive when he is on the road. It is pure entertainment to be sure.</p> <p>But today, while Hubs and I were driving (alone,well apart from Dawg) Hubs did the mimic thing and took him off perfectly. Suddenly his English accent disappeared to be replace by a perfect Canadian accent that sounded just like BIL. Why not for goodness sake they ARE brothers. I laughed until I cried. I laughed so much I almost fell off the seat.</p> <p>The worst thing was,that when we got back. BIL used all the expressions that Hubs had just been taking off, and I really struggled. It was a bit like being in class or church as a child when you KNOW you can't laugh, but you still can't help it.</p> <p>And he is STILL doing it!! I can't cope (no really, he's killin me) but it is SO funny. We LOVE Bil (no we do) but he is SUCH a character and Hubs gets all the foibles. Honestly, me and Hubs are never going to heaven. But hopefully it will be warm where we end up and I just KNOW we will still be helplessly laughing........................... </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/28/laugh-til-i-cried-no-i-did-5663874/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>humourhubsbildawglaughterhttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/28/laugh-til-i-cried-no-i-did-5663874/#commentshttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/26/dancing-with-smokes-5656594/tag:saladdodger.blog.co.uk,2009-02-26:/2009/02/26/dancing-with-smokes-5656594/Thu, 26 Feb 2009 22:38:11 +0100 <p>Well another interesting day in the great white north. Today Hubs decided to take me to a Native Indian Reservation. OK then? So we drove up North a bit, and we headed off the main highway, so I am looking around and said to Hubs, so where is this place then. We're on it, he replies. But it dosen't look any different to me, I said. He frowned and said what were you expecting. (well I've seen alot of Westerns right?). Yes! I was expecting, head dresses and squaws and teepees. What I got was little shops along the road, and Hubs pulled up beside one, and the glass window opened. There was a very nice native gentleman. He was wearing a sweatshirt and jeans. (No feathers) and Hubs bought 400 cigarettes off him. They came in bags 200 in each for $10.00. Well ok then? My BIL calls them bags O smokes, and then we drove back to the highway and that was that! </p> <p>On the way back we went to look at a show home, which was a log cabin. And I fell in love! I so want one, they are just beautiful and smell lovely inside. Apparently you can get one for about 40,000 pounds! then you just need a hunk of land to put it on. It is what I aspire to. I can see me and Hubs in our dottage sitting on the front porch in our rocking chairs. Bliss!</p> <p>Then we called into the dollar store and I bought a little plywood box. I brought it home and I have started to decoupage it. I want to sell them on ebay and at flea markets here in the summer. So I will let you know how that goes! It could be a nice little earner I think. At least I hope so.</p> <p>So that's me for today. Natives, Log Cabins, Bag O smokes and arts and crafts. I must be in Canada? </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/26/dancing-with-smokes-5656594/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>nativeslog-cabinssmokeshubbyhumourhttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/26/dancing-with-smokes-5656594/#commentshttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/26/i-m-a-lumberjack-and-i-m-ok-5651100/tag:saladdodger.blog.co.uk,2009-02-26:/2009/02/26/i-m-a-lumberjack-and-i-m-ok-5651100/Thu, 26 Feb 2009 01:12:52 +0100 <p>So today BIL went off to work his afternoon shift, and as a throw away remark said "Oh guys, there might be some wood turning up today, not much, just a bush cord" ?? Ok we said, no worries. Do we have to be here. Hell no replies BIL he knows where to put it.</p> <p>Ummmm. Well it turns out we were here, and the guy backed the truck up to the front door, and tipped the wood, and Hubby disappeared, (no he did). This wood pile was so freakin big I couldn't even see him!! A bushcord is one HUGE pile of wood, but who knew???</p> <p>Then the guy got back into his truck and left. Well ok then? So we spent the next two hours stacking logs under the carport, while Dawg and Mini Dawg had a ball chasing each other over the snow banks. Mini Dawg just skipped over them, while Dawg sunk on occasions, but they had great fun.</p> <p>Hubs and I just got on and did the job. It was quite a novel experience for us. We hummed the lumberjack song and piled the logs so that they looked nice and neat. The temperature this afternoon was just 0 degrees, so it wasn't too cold (never thought I would think that 0 was an acceptable temperature, but it is surprising how a person adapts!)</p> <p>Then we went off to the Liquor store (me driving for practice, and got some beer in) well we deserved a drink after all that work?</p> <p>So there you go, that was my day. In between, Hubs sent off his resume, and made a few calls. We live in hope of gainful employment shortly, but as always, I'll keep you posted. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/26/i-m-a-lumberjack-and-i-m-ok-5651100/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>coldhumourlumberjackshubbymini-dawgdawghttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/26/i-m-a-lumberjack-and-i-m-ok-5651100/#commentshttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/21/walked-on-water-no-i-did-5623388/tag:saladdodger.blog.co.uk,2009-02-21:/2009/02/21/walked-on-water-no-i-did-5623388/Sat, 21 Feb 2009 22:05:48 +0100 <p>Today we drove to one of the huge lakes in the area. Totally frozen over with ice Huts all over it. The guys sit in them with a case of beer, drill a hole in the ice and fish. I know, it doesn't sound like much fun to me either, but they seem to get a kick out of it.</p> <p>Hubs Dawg and I walked on the lake for a bit. Awesome! I felt like an Ice Road Trucker (no I did). Hubs showed me a few stress cracks and honestly the ice is really really thick, so you don't feel scared about walking on it at all.</p> <p>We found a great book shop too where you can take back the books you have read and get money for them, and buy fresh ones. The guy who owns it is very cool, and serves coffee and likes to chat, and lets us take Dawg in too! It will become a regular haunt for us, I can tell. Hopefully in the summer, he will need help as it gets busy, and if that happens, I will be in like Flinn. I would love to work in a book shop. It sounds like bliss to me.</p> <p>We passed a garden centre today with a cute sign which read "Closed for the season - reason? Freezin" it tickled me. I love daft stuff like that. </p> <p>I drove the minivan for the first time. And what do you know. Here we are still alive and the van survived. The roads are so long and so straight, you can't really mess it up (not even me). All the cars are automatic and there are no roundabouts just stop signs, so once you get your left sorted from your right (not always an easy task in my case) then it's all good.</p> <p>My only problems have been looking over the wrong shoulder when reversing, and poking down the side of my seat looking for a gear stick when I want to slow down! It is a learning curve when I have driven on the left in a standard car for over 30 years, but suddenly going to automatic on the right. But I am getting there and will keep practicing. In a couple of weeks I am sure it will feel as though I have done it forver. </p> <p>I bought lots of books at the book shop this morning, so that is my evening sorted. I shall tidy up, and then pour a drink and snuggle down on the couch and lose myself in a good read. Bliss.</p> <p>Take care all and have a great weekend........................ </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/21/walked-on-water-no-i-did-5623388/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>hubsbookshumourreadingicedrivinghttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/21/walked-on-water-no-i-did-5623388/#commentshttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/21/blowing-snow-and-friendly-banks-5618393/tag:saladdodger.blog.co.uk,2009-02-21:/2009/02/21/blowing-snow-and-friendly-banks-5618393/Sat, 21 Feb 2009 01:30:02 +0100 <p>Well we work up today to find our lane blocked by snow. BIL and Hubs got out there with the snow blower and in no time we had a way out. While they were out giving each other "blow jobs" as I put it, I washed up (well it was warm inside and it makes me look good!)</p> <p>So we made the journey to nearest little town down long, long straight roads that had snow blowing across them. It was very cool and once we download the software, I have made a video to show you. You may not get it for a couple of months. I AM a technophobe remember?</p> <p>Anyhoo, Hubs opened a Canadian Bank Account. It was painless. Canadian banks are friendly places. No bullet proof glass, no timed safes, no people who look like they just ate a wasp and want to get rid of you as quickly as poss.</p> <p>It was all first names, and thank you so much for choosing us, and what can we do for you today?</p> <p>I was blown away (no I was). Tomorrow we are going to check out a really cool book shop, where you can browse and have a coffee and listen to music and just do your thang. I will let you know how it goes.</p> <p>Meanwhile, we are chillin. Expecting 18 degrees below tonight, but we are toasty warm with the log burner. So we are having a few drinks and just being happy. Have a good weekend all?..................... </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/21/blowing-snow-and-friendly-banks-5618393/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>humourhappinessbankschillingsnowhttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/21/blowing-snow-and-friendly-banks-5618393/#commentshttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/19/licensed-to-thrill-and-why-dogs-don-t-babysit-5611586/tag:saladdodger.blog.co.uk,2009-02-19:/2009/02/19/licensed-to-thrill-and-why-dogs-don-t-babysit-5611586/Thu, 19 Feb 2009 23:38:13 +0100 <p>Whoppee, I got me a real Canadian driving licence today! I am so relieved I don't have to take another test. They just swapped it. If they had made me take a test, I might never have driven again!! Just kidding (only just). When you think I took my test back in 1982, then you can probably sympathise.</p> <p>We also got wheels. Hubs got himself a great deal on a Ford Windstar. Which is a 7 seat minivan. Lots of room for tools and Dawg and Mini Dawg. </p> <p>Getting licensed, and insured, and the car certified took all day, so we left Dawg minding mini Dawg. It turns out he isn't really cut out for babysitting. When my BIL got home, mini Dawg had chewed the insulation out of two walls (the house is under construction) while Dawg has made himself very comfortable on the couch and slept. Oh and in between times broke the blind on the back door trying to peer through and look for us. Well, ok then? </p> <p>The mess from the insulation was spectacular!! So we might not leave them for a while as the result can be a little expensive.</p> <p>So we are tired and happy and about to make spaghetti and meatballs and chill. Talking of chill, it is minus 10 and snowing. I need warmer boots, my feet were freezing today. I shall be nicking Hubs boots, with two pairs of socks they almost fit, and he can borrow some of his brothers. Sorted!!! Can't see the point in shelling out $100 when winter is nearly over. I will make do and get a pair next Winter. Besides, we need to hang on to our cash until Hubs gets gainful employment. </p> <p>I don't know how many openings there are for Gas Lamp Lighters around here, but we live in hope and I'll keep you posted.</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/19/licensed-to-thrill-and-why-dogs-don-t-babysit-5611586/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>mini-dawghumourhubslicensedawgcarshttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/19/licensed-to-thrill-and-why-dogs-don-t-babysit-5611586/#commentshttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/16/it-s-a-whole-new-world-5587910/tag:saladdodger.blog.co.uk,2009-02-16:/2009/02/16/it-s-a-whole-new-world-5587910/Mon, 16 Feb 2009 20:03:40 +0100 <p>You gotta love it! Hubs and I went exploring today, and saw some sights that we would never have seen in England. We have driven around this morning and thoroughly entertained ourselves pointing out things to each other (and he is FROM here) but even HE was tickled by it all.</p> <p>Here are a couple of examples.</p> <p><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/media/photo/imgp1076/3239839" title="IMGP1076"><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/839/3239839_d0cb64e771_s.jpeg" alt="IMGP1076" vspace="5" hspace="5"></a></p> <p>An eagles nest on the top of a telephone pole. There are several of them just up the road from our house. Brother in law tells me that they will have chicks in come Spring. So look forward to THAT picture.</p> <p><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/media/photo/imgp1075/3239838" title="IMGP1075"><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/838/3239838_35c02929db_s.jpeg" alt="IMGP1075" vspace="5" hspace="5"></a></p> <p>The Menonites. </p> <p>A religious group who live the very simple life. Horse Drawn carriages, make all their own clothes. Live in houses with no electricity or modern appliances of any sort. (Very NICE looking houses I have to say). Very interesting. And bear in mind there is no heating in these little carts, in a country where the temperature can drop to minus 35 plus wind chill. Brrrrrrrrrrr When this photo was taken it was a balmy minus 11, and we had the heat cranked right up in the car I can tell ya!!</p> <p><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/media/photo/imgp1073/3239837" title="IMGP1073"><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/837/3239837_d0f1a40695_s.jpeg" alt="IMGP1073" vspace="5" hspace="5"></a></p> <p>This is my personal favourite. Ya want worms with that? Imagine the conversation. "Ok, give us a coffee, and a phone card, some biscuits, some toilet paper, ooooh and yeah? just chuck in a can of worms please. But it gets better</p> <p><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/media/photo/imgp1077/3239880" title="IMGP1077"><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/880/3239880_5be7408185_s.jpeg" alt="IMGP1077" vspace="5" hspace="5"></a></p> <p>If you can't be bothered to queue for your worms, you can purchase them FRESH (and chilled my BIL assures me) from a handy vending machine. YUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/16/it-s-a-whole-new-world-5587910/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>wormseaglesfunnyhumournew-thingsmenoniteshttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/16/it-s-a-whole-new-world-5587910/#commentshttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/15/my-new-home-5578586/tag:saladdodger.blog.co.uk,2009-02-15:/2009/02/15/my-new-home-5578586/Sun, 15 Feb 2009 15:13:14 +0100 <p>Here we go, lets see if we can get some photo's on here </p> <p><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/media/photo/lake_house/3235865" title="Lake House"><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/865/3235865_4f601caadd_s.jpeg" alt="Lake House" vspace="5" hspace="5"></a></p> <p><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/media/photo/back_garden_view/3235866" title="Back Garden View"><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/866/3235866_8b2f98a050_s.jpeg" alt="Back Garden View" vspace="5" hspace="5"></a><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/media/photo/dawg_mini_dawg/3235867" title="Dawg & Mini Dawg"><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/867/3235867_0d7df9be20_s.jpeg" alt="Dawg & Mini Dawg" vspace="5" hspace="5"></a> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/15/my-new-home-5578586/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>dawg-mini-dawglake-houseback-garden-viewcanadahttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/15/my-new-home-5578586/#commentshttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/15/help-needed-5578435/tag:saladdodger.blog.co.uk,2009-02-15:/2009/02/15/help-needed-5578435/Sun, 15 Feb 2009 14:41:32 +0100 <p>Hello lovely people. I have forgotten how to put pictures into my blog. I do have the memory of an elephant and the technical know how of an ant, so it's not surprising.</p> <p>But I have 3 lovely photo's that I want to show you and can't figure it out.</p> <p>Help please???????????????????????? </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/15/help-needed-5578435/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>helpphotoshttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/15/help-needed-5578435/#commentshttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/14/sunshine-and-new-experiences-5575389/tag:saladdodger.blog.co.uk,2009-02-14:/2009/02/14/sunshine-and-new-experiences-5575389/Sat, 14 Feb 2009 23:56:57 +0100 <p>So today the sun finally shone. We took pictures of the lake, and the cottage, and when I can work out how to post them we will. We went out exploring and guess what? in pet stores in Canada they actually sell dogs!! I don't know a pet store in the UK that has done that for years. But the best part, was my Brother-in-law bought one, as company for Dawg. We are out in the wilds and there are not other dogs around here, so he thought they would be great company.</p> <p>So now, we are a 2.4 dog household. We have the new addition "Cookie". Who is a 10 week old Labrador/German Shepherd mix. And the sweetest little monster you ever saw!</p> <p>Dawg has completely adopted her and loves her to bits. They spent all last evening playing tug with an old sock, and he licks her ears, and lets her climb ALL over him. They have exactly the same calm intelligent energy and are going to be the best of friends. When Cookie is grown she will probably be the same size as Dawg, and with only 19 months between the two of them, they can look forward to a long happy future, swimming in the lake and playing in the snow.</p> <p>Meanwhile. Hubs is going to look at a Mini Van on the outskirts of Toronto on Wednesday, so that will make us mobile. And he has heard of a guy in one of the local towns who is hiring people in Hubs line of work.</p> <p>Me? Well, I am going to keep house for a week or two. I have introduced my Brother-in-law, the biggest hoader in the world to ebay. His eyes lit up when I told him he could actually get money for all the sh*t he has collected over the years.</p> <p>I am thinking about making bird houses and wind chimes and Jewellery and selling it on ebay too! My BIL has a huge heated workshop where I can hang out and make stuff, and meanwhile keep the house running and watch the Dawg's</p> <p>So it is all good stuff. I am SO pleased we are finally here and made the move. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/14/sunshine-and-new-experiences-5575389/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>dawgcookiehumourebaycanadahttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/14/sunshine-and-new-experiences-5575389/#commentshttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/13/and-here-i-am-5564064/tag:saladdodger.blog.co.uk,2009-02-13:/2009/02/13/and-here-i-am-5564064/Fri, 13 Feb 2009 06:20:26 +0100 <p>Yes! We made it to the Frozen North. The flight was great, but getting dawg through customs took FOREVER. The worst part was the customs official behind the counter had no heart (and clearly no pets) as dawg was clearly just next door in the warehouse, could hear my voice and was barking in a very panicky sort of way, " I could hear the dawg dialogue in his head. That's my Mum. She can let me out of here. Please someone tell my Mum I am here?) and she would NOT let me through until we had the FINAL stamp. Honestly? I wanted to shut her in a cage for 12 hours in a strange environment and let her know what it felt like? I know I am a daft old bat, but really, what they did was cruel, and would NEVER have been allowed in the dog loving country of England. </p> <p>Any old Hooo. We are finally here, in an amazing location by the lake. My brother in laws cottage is still under renovation. I came in jet lagged to find six weeks of washing up, not to mention the rest of the housework that needed to be done. (I said not to mention it!! Ye Gods.). However. I had a very busy day today. The place looks amazing and brother in law has his mouth open in admiration and has begged us never to leave.</p> <p>On top of this Hubs cooked us a huge roast pork dinner. (dawg got the pork bone). So we are very happy campers.</p> <p>The weather so far has been, well sh*t to be honest? We arrived yesterday under overcast skies and in heavy rain. For a moment I thought maybe the plane had been redirected back to Manchester???</p> <p>Today was much of the same. Although it did start to snow this afternoon. Hoping for some sun tomorrow. </p> <p>All in all, we are SO happy to be finally here. We have big plans to finish the lake cottage, and when spring sets in to make the garden look fantastic.</p> <p>Hubs is going to look at a truck tomorrow. Brother-in-law who has never played on ebay has loads of amazing stuff he needs to get rid of. (Well THAT will finance the rest of the renovation). As I said "Just leave it to me, ah, you'll be quids or should I say dollars in!")</p> <p>So that is where we are at. Hubs is fast asleep. Dawg is blissful in front of the wood burning stove. Brother in law is in the Den just checking out the TV options, and I need to go to sleep before I collapse on the keyboard.</p> <p>But all in all? Tired, happy, and SO pleased to be here.</p> <p>I will keep you all posted on up coming developments.............................................................</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/13/and-here-i-am-5564064/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>new-lifecanadadawgbrother-in-lawhttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/13/and-here-i-am-5564064/#commentshttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/06/ok-now-i-feel-stupid-5520572/tag:saladdodger.blog.co.uk,2009-02-06:/2009/02/06/ok-now-i-feel-stupid-5520572/Fri, 06 Feb 2009 18:48:30 +0100 <p>There was I last night, convinced my friend had cut herself off from me and not talking.</p> <p>Those of you keeping with the soap opera that is my life, will know I sent her an email.</p> <p>I heard nothing all day. But then she phoned at tea time tonight to say, she has terrible flu (and she sounds awful) so has just been stuck in bed for the past few days.</p> <p>So now I feel stupid and terrible for doubting her and a right numpty to boot.</p> <p>I shall just slink away and put on me hair shirt!!!! </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/06/ok-now-i-feel-stupid-5520572/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/06/ok-now-i-feel-stupid-5520572/#commentshttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/06/this-is-what-i-want-to-send-5516535/tag:saladdodger.blog.co.uk,2009-02-05:/2009/02/06/this-is-what-i-want-to-send-5516535/Fri, 06 Feb 2009 00:28:04 +0100 <p>Hey xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx</p> <p>Haven't heard from you for a few days? Just wondered if I had done anything to upset you? Can't think of anything that i did. But if I did, then please let me know?</p> <p>This is SO important to me. I really don't want to lose you again?</p> <p>I have days left in this country now, and it is really freaking me out? The whole canadian family know we are coming apart from ex wife. But that is only a matter of time?</p> <p>I know I am not rich or important or have loads of money? or anything that matters to xxxxx. But I really care about you and i don't want to lose you? Right? </p> <p>I really, really need a friend right now? Can you be there? If you can't then that is fine too. </p> <p>Just know that I luv you mate, and I will never forget you? </p> <p>Keep that picture of you and me in Cornwall back to back together and remember the good times. Yes?</p> <p>Take care and be happy, and most importantly follow your dreams................</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/06/this-is-what-i-want-to-send-5516535/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>friendshonestyhttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/06/this-is-what-i-want-to-send-5516535/#commentshttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/06/do-i-or-don-t-i-5516408/tag:saladdodger.blog.co.uk,2009-02-05:/2009/02/06/do-i-or-don-t-i-5516408/Fri, 06 Feb 2009 00:00:01 +0100 <p>Give me some advice here people?</p> <p>My best "friend" for the past gawd knows how many years has suddenly gone silent.</p> <p>We are a few days away from going away forever.</p> <p>Hubbs phoned her hubs and asked for a lift to the airport and he said no. Well fair enough, but that shouldn't be a reason to cut us off? </p> <p>I want to know why, and I would like her to explain.</p> <p>Her Hubby is very controlling and very materialistic. I don't know if it because we lost everything? or because they feel guilty that we worked on a project together that only they profited from (by their own means)and fair enough. They had to money to do it, and we just went under, and STILL weren't bitter. </p> <p>Ah. What do I do? </p> <p>Do I ask her, or do I leave it.</p> <p>I hate not knowing why someone would just cut me out of their lives like that.</p> <p>I would still like her to be my friend.</p> <p>The reasons I can think of are as follows: Bear with me here!!</p> <p>When we first met our sons were 18 months old, now they are 22. My ex hubs and hers worked together, they didn't get along. But we did. They fell out, and I wanted to stay in touch - she didn't</p> <p>Fast forward to 10 years later. I met her again. Her hubs had, had an affair, and she said if I had been around things would have turned out differently and I would have given her good advice. (they are still together)</p> <p>A couple of months later my ex had an affair and I chucked his sorry ass out!!</p> <p>She was SO there for me.</p> <p>We remained friends for ages, although me and her Hubs don't really get along.</p> <p>Anyhoo. Me and new Hubs We went into a property developing thing with them. They put up the money. My hubs did most of the work, even employing his crew on our credit cards to get it done. (they refused to reimburse him, saying he would get the money when it sold). Well, it was just at the time the market plummeted, and guess what it didn't. Meanwhile we were faced with repossession of our home, so they paid all the mortgage stuff and even got a flat out of the proceeds, which they now rent. And I think a 3rd property too. They are well in the money. We have enough to get us back "home" </p> <p>We weren't bitter, it is what it is right?</p> <p>But now. NOW, we have a chance to drag ourselves out of the mess we are in and start a better life. Suddenly we are persona non grata? eh? </p> <p>Were we only allowed to be friends when we were looked down on and in the position where they could lord it above us?</p> <p>I mentioned quite innocently last time I was there that my brother-in-law had a boat house and maybe when we got on our feet we might buy a small motor boat to have fun at weekends.</p> <p>Her Hubs got all aggressive and started to tell me about all the property and money they have.</p> <p>OK? I think I might have answered my own question</p> <p>But it isn't about him. It is about us and the friendship I thought we had. Sorry to go on. But it is really stressing me out. Do I mail her, or don't I? </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/06/do-i-or-don-t-i-5516408/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>propertylivesmoneythingsfriendsjealousyhttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/06/do-i-or-don-t-i-5516408/#commentshttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/04/holy-cr-p-5509053/tag:saladdodger.blog.co.uk,2009-02-04:/2009/02/04/holy-cr-p-5509053/Wed, 04 Feb 2009 22:39:59 +0100 <p>Well, my lovely blog friends. Hubbs and I were hoping to quietly move to Canada with no bells and whistles. Hubbs Mom knew we were coming. Hubs bother knew we were coming.</p> <p>But they had both agreed to give us a bit of space and let us settle before the rest of the world got the news (more especially Hubs ex wife, who is a nightmare). Anyhoo.</p> <p>I think Hubs brother had one too many beers today and told one of his sisters. Ooops. So THEN. We had to tell the other. Aw, don't get us wrong we love these people. It was just Hubbs ex wife we didn't want in the picture from day one. </p> <p>And we don't doubt that the family will keep quiet. BUT what about the extended family. Husbands, wives, etc.</p> <p>It will be what it will be, we can only hope for the best.</p> <p>Families. Can't live with em, can't shoot em........................ </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/04/holy-cr-p-5509053/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/04/holy-cr-p-5509053/#commentshttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/03/not-long-to-go-now-5502720/tag:saladdodger.blog.co.uk,2009-02-03:/2009/02/03/not-long-to-go-now-5502720/Tue, 03 Feb 2009 23:39:19 +0100 <p>A week tonight Hubbs and I will be closing our door on our little home in England for the last time.</p> <p>How freakin scary is that? Well, not very. Considering all the grief we can look forward to by staying. </p> <p>We just can't afford to live here anymore, and our alternative is rented<br> Accommadation</p> <p>where dogs are not welcome.</p> <p>So? we have to get on a plane (I hate flying, no, strike that, I'm scared of crashing) </p> <p>We have sold everything that isn't nailed down, and ebayed most things that are! So now all we have to do is throw our few bits in a suitcase and bugger off.</p> <p>Only one thing stands in our way. Our "best" friends, errrm maybe another whole story? who said "Anything you need guys, then we are here"<br> promised us a lift to the airport. But guess what? now they are busy. This is the only thing that stands between us and our new life.</p> <p>I could tell ya the story and it is long and boring and I can't be arsed to be honest.</p> <p>But, despite them? we will GET to that airport and get on that plane. </p> <p>And we will start our new life. I am SO disappointed in what I thought was my best friend.</p> <p>She didn't come through from me in the end</p> <p>She has emailed me everyday for the last god knows how many years. But today, after her husband said NO to the ride to the airport, there has been silence.</p> <p>So guess what? dry my eyes and know that she really isn't who I thought she was.</p> <p>Onwards and upwards, and dammit. I an ANGRY, but for what. Life lets you down and builds you up. So? She let me down, but I am looking forward to a whole new adventure, so what the hell would I care. Right? </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/03/not-long-to-go-now-5502720/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>dissapointmentendingsfriendshttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/02/03/not-long-to-go-now-5502720/#commentshttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/01/31/if-ever-i-was-in-doubt-5483011/tag:saladdodger.blog.co.uk,2009-01-31:/2009/01/31/if-ever-i-was-in-doubt-5483011/Sat, 31 Jan 2009 21:31:08 +0100 <p>To ship dawg to the frozen north has cost us more than it would cost to ship both of us and all our stuff. BUT, if ever we were in doubt then the following article tells us we are doing the right thing. I cried until Hubbs had to hug me and dry me eyes..............</p> <p>How Could You?</p> <p>When I was a puppy I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask "How could you?" - but then you'd relent and roll me over for a bellyrub. ??My housetraining took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed, listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect. We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs," you said), and I took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day. ??Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your career, and more time searching for a human mate. I waited for you patiently, comforted you through heartbreaks and disappointments, never chided you about bad decisions, and romped with glee at your homecomings, and when you fell in love. ??She, now your wife, is not a "dog person" - still I welcomed her into our home, tried to show her affection, and obeyed her. I was happy because you were happy. Then the human babies came along and I shared your excitement. I was fascinated by their pinkness, how they smelled, and I wanted to mother them, too. Only she and you worried that I might hurt them, and I spent most of my time banished to another room, or to a dog crate. Oh, how I wanted to love them, but I became a "prisoner of love." ??As they began to grow, I became their friend. They clung to my fur and pulled themselves up on wobbly legs, poked fingers in my eyes, investigated my ears and gave me kisses on my nose. I loved everything about them and their touch - because your touch was now so infrequent - and I would have defended them with my life if need be. ??I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and secret dreams. Together we waited for the sound of your car in the driveway. There had been a time, when others asked you if you had a dog, that you produced a photo of me from your wallet and told them stories about me. These past few years, you just answered "yes" and changed the subject. I had gone from being "your dog" to "just a dog," and you resented every expenditure on my behalf. ??Now you have a new career opportunity in another city, and you and they will be moving to an apartment that does not allow pets. You've made the right decision for your "family," but there was a time when I was your only family. ??I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the animal shelter. It smelled of dogs and cats, of fear, of hopelessness. You filled out the paperwork and said "I know you will find a good home for her." They shrugged and gave you a pained look. They understand the realities facing a middle-aged dog or cat, even one with "papers." You had to pry your son's fingers loose from my collar as he screamed "No, Daddy! Please don't let them take my dog!" And I worried for him, and what lessons you had just taught him about friendship and loyalty, about love and responsibility, and about respect for all life. You gave me a goodbye pat on the head, avoided my eyes, and politely refused to take my collar and leash with you. You had a deadline to meet and now I have one, too. ??After you left, the two nice ladies said you probably knew about your upcoming move months ago and made no attempt to find me another good home. They shook their heads and asked "How could you?" ??They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their busy schedules allow. They feed us, of course, but I lost my appetite days ago. At first, whenever anyone passed my pen, I rushed to the front, hoping it was you - that you had changed your mind - that this was all a bad dream...or I hoped it would at least be someone who cared, anyone who might save me. When I realized I could not compete with the frolicking for attention of happy puppies, oblivious to their own fate, I retreated to a far corner and waited. ??I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the day and I padded along the aisle after her to a separate room. A blissfully quiet room. She placed me on the table, rubbed my ears and told me not to worry. My heart pounded in anticipation of what was to come, but there was also a sense of relief. The prisoner of love had run out of days. As is my nature, I was more concerned about her. The burden which she bears weighs heavily on her and I know that, the same way I knew your every mood. ??She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as a tear ran down her cheek. I licked her hand in the same way I used to comfort you so many years ago. She expertly slid the hypodermic needle into my vein. As I felt the sting and the cool liquid coursing through my body, I lay down sleepily, looked into her kind eyes and murmured "How could you?" ??Perhaps because she understood my dogspeak, she said "I'm so sorry." She hugged me and hurriedly explained it was her job to make sure I went to a better place, where I wouldn't be ignored or abused or abandoned, or have to fend for myself - a place of love and light so very different from this earthly place. With my last bit of energy, I tried to convey to her with a thump of my tail that my "How could you?" was not meant for her. It was you, My Beloved Master, I was thinking of. I will think of you and wait for you forever. ??May everyone in your life continue to show you so much loyalty. ??The End</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/01/31/if-ever-i-was-in-doubt-5483011/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>lovehubbydawgkindnesslosshttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/01/31/if-ever-i-was-in-doubt-5483011/#commentshttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/01/22/still-here-only-just-5426969/tag:saladdodger.blog.co.uk,2009-01-22:/2009/01/22/still-here-only-just-5426969/Thu, 22 Jan 2009 22:00:28 +0100 <p>Hi guys</p> <p>Just in case you were wondering where the hell I had gone. Well nowhere for now. We are intending to cross the big pond in early Feb. Everything is in place and the Dawg has his papers and flight booked. So that just leaves us then??</p> <p>We will get there. We are selling everything that isn't screwed down, and getting the fund together. </p> <p>We have a plan. We have a place to go, and we are just on the countdown now.</p> <p>I have 4 more days of work left (4 day week) and then it is all systems go. As soon as the cash hits my account, it will be out and coming with.</p> <p>The guys at work are starting to realise that it's real, and I'm going (they made me redundant for Gawds sake?). The funny thing is that I am the only one with a smile right now.</p> <p>They are looking at a 3 day week and I am just looking to get outta here.</p> <p>So what's not to smile about.</p> <p>Just wanted to check in and say hi. And that I WILL be carrying on with my blog the other side of the pond.</p> <p>Take care all and have a good evening.............</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/01/22/still-here-only-just-5426969/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/01/22/still-here-only-just-5426969/#commentshttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/01/06/courting-disaster-5333568/tag:saladdodger.blog.co.uk,2009-01-06:/2009/01/06/courting-disaster-5333568/Tue, 06 Jan 2009 19:36:44 +0100 <p>Well, life is a funny old thing isn't it. I have got to the ripe old age of almost 50 years old without EVER setting foot in a Court Room as someone that was guilty of something.</p> <p>Today that changed. Due to the horrible financial situation that thousands of us find ourselves in, the second charge on the mortgage slapped a repossesion order on us. I have been dreading this day for the past month.</p> <p>Hubbs rang them yesterday because he wants them to know what's going on. House on the market etc. They said "Oh, so you are intending to go to Court then?" with some surprise. "Oh course we are, said Hubs, why wouldn't ya"</p> <p>Well,I woke up this morning to a feeling of dread (surprised I slept, but Cider will do that to ya) and remembered that I had to go to court today.</p> <p>Fortunately there is lots of snow on the ground, so we took the front wheel off the wheelbarrow and hitched Dawg to the front (the car went back yesterday).</p> <p>We got there 10 minutes early and Hubs approached the receptionist in the waiting area. "Mr and Mrs Skint, here for reposession hearing" Oh yes! she said, Mrs Gutsforgarters, (Claimants Lawyer) wants a quick word.</p> <p>I stood back in amazement? Why on EARTH would we want to talk to the enemy. She bounced over, (I didn't think a space hopper was appropriate either, but it takes all sorts). So, she said brightly. Are you here to make an offer. Er, no, we said. We are SKINT. Well, she continued, I am surprised to see you really. I had 30 cases yesterday (she named a neighbouring town and only 3 defendants turned up. </p> <p>What? I said. Well she explained, people are frightened of all this legal stuff (yeah? so am I!) but we can't help you if you don't turn up.</p> <p>OK then. Well, here's an idea, stop bombarding us with threatening letters and phone calls and frightening the living sh*t our of us and maybe more people would come. </p> <p>But that is all by the by. We explained that we had house on the market, and that it was at a reduced price. She countered with the fact that she was instructed to repossess in 28 days, but because we were there, and taking steps to help ourselves, she thought the judge would go for 56 days. Then, she said, Eviction can take another month or so, but if you have an offer in the meantime you can stay until it is sorted.</p> <p>Well? I nearly fell on the floor in relief!!</p> <p>RESULT. I was expecting to be chucked out on our asses by Friday. And here was a brilliant opportunity to get our sh*t together and sort everything out. </p> <p>Then we went in to see the Judge. Not at all scary, just us, him and the Gutsforgarters lady.</p> <p>He ruled on the 56 days, but told us that, that could be extended.</p> <p>So what I really want to say is. If YOU or anyone you know are in a similar situation. Don't ignore it. Turn up. They are human, and will listen. Hubs and I fairly skipped out of there and then sang to Dawg as he towed us home.</p> <p>Don't despair. there is always a way.............................. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/01/06/courting-disaster-5333568/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>repossessionmoneyeconomydawghumourhttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/01/06/courting-disaster-5333568/#commentshttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/01/03/gving-myself-the-car-boot-5318225/tag:saladdodger.blog.co.uk,2009-01-03:/2009/01/03/gving-myself-the-car-boot-5318225/Sat, 03 Jan 2009 22:22:36 +0100 <p>Well then? that was an interesting day. Hubby and I were up at 6.30am piled the van with a lifetime of cr*p and set off for a morning of car booting. Bear in mind the temperature was minus 2 and there was freezing fog. We got lost........ mmmm. No surprise there then. So we spent a least an hour taking wrong turns down country lanes while Hubby rolled his eyes and asked "where is this effin place DARLING". It's funny, he only calls me DARLING when he's really p*ssed off. Otherwise it's babe, or doll face, or when not concentrating sometime Oy You. But DARLING is never a good sign.</p> <p>A local helped us out. We had in fact been only a mile away from the gaff at one point, but Hubby turned the other way instead. I didn't point that one out though. Well why would ya? </p> <p>So we got to this frozen field in the middle of nowhere and started to upack the van. HOLY CR*P the locals were on us like vultures, Heads inside the van pulling stuff out, we didn't have time to breathe.</p> <p>it all calmed down after a bit and we made about £130. Which was a result. We took alot less for some things than we should have (just to shift them). But the funniest thing was that a compartment in Hubbys van had been cordoned off because it was full of stuff he was just going to dump down the tip. Old tools, bits and pieces, and he sold the LOT.</p> <p>You have to laugh!!! </p> <p>We had fun, and we had a laugh, and Dawg had a ball. He jumped and ran around the field sniffing other dogs and being adored by everyone. The offers we had to buy him were ridiculous. NO WAY!! You don't get a soul like him more than once in a lifetime. So we kept him close.</p> <p>So we came home around 1pm, collapsed on the couch and slept for a bit, (including Dawg) Then we had some nice steak and kidney pie and now we're tired and £130 better off.</p> <p>We are looking in the loft tomorrow. We might get rid of all the rest of the cr*p next weekend................................. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/01/03/gving-myself-the-car-boot-5318225/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>hubbyfunnydawghumourcar-bootshttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/01/03/gving-myself-the-car-boot-5318225/#commentshttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/01/02/very-very-worried-5314080/tag:saladdodger.blog.co.uk,2009-01-02:/2009/01/02/very-very-worried-5314080/Fri, 02 Jan 2009 23:14:08 +0100 <p>I have a friend (oh I know who'd have thunk it) No really. I only met her six months ago and she is lovely. Right now, I am so worried about her. She was bullied for years by her ex husband. He served her with divorce papers 10 years ago knowing she couldn't afford a lawyer (she was £500 short of being on legal aid). So he took the kids and gave her access two nights a week. Then she met a guy who was "seperated" yeah, I know. They lived together for a couple of years. Rented a big house where his and her kids could come and stay, and then. Once he was over his mid life crisis he went back to his wife.</p> <p>So he left her in a 3 bed house she couldn't afford, and with loads of bills she couldn't afford without a care.</p> <p>Today, I received a text from her. In December her car way ceased by the police because she could not afford the tax. Just before Christmas. Lovely!!! Her temping job ran out on Christmas eve. Yesterday her current boyfriend dumped her, and today she received a letter to tell her that she had one month to get out of her house (behind with the rent). She is worried about losing the kids for ever.... I texted her for a couple of hours this morning and thought she felt better. I gave her some numbers to call.</p> <p>But this evening, she isn't answering her phone. She doesn't reply to text messages and I can't get hold of her.</p> <p>I would drive to see her if my car wasn't also repossessed. </p> <p>So I am worried.</p> <p>Really worried.</p> <p>She is lovely, </p> <p>To compound the worry, my Mum (bless her) committed suicide when I was only nine years old.</p> <p>I know her kids would sleep in sleeping bags on the floor just to be near her and I want to tell her that. But she won't answer her phone.</p> <p>I know you guys can't help, but I wish to Gawd I could...................... </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/01/02/very-very-worried-5314080/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2009/01/02/very-very-worried-5314080/#commentshttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2008/12/31/burocracy-red-tape-and-stupidity-5304994/tag:saladdodger.blog.co.uk,2008-12-31:/2008/12/31/burocracy-red-tape-and-stupidity-5304994/Wed, 31 Dec 2008 20:18:40 +0100 <p>I don't know if any of you ever watch little Britain. But there is the woman in the bank who coughs and says "Computer says no"</p> <p>I had a similar experience today. I took in my passport application to the post office for check and send. The woman behind the counter went through it. It was already computer generated by the passport office coz I had lost my other one. So all I had to do was to get a counter signatory (which I did) to prove I was who I said I was.</p> <p>She took the form, looked at the pictures, turned the page and gasped. No really she did.</p> <p>What? I asked. For a minute I thought there was something in my handwriting that had given away the fact that I once left a pooh Dawg had done in the long grass coz it was too sloppy to pick up and no one was about. </p> <p>But no, it was worse, MUCH worse than that. You signed this form in blue ink she said. "OK?" I said. Well, she puffed herself up to her full height 3ft 3ins and nearly fell off her stool with her own importance. It HAS to be in black ink, it's a legal document you know.</p> <p>I sighed. Hubby looked annoyed, so I kicked him. Well he might have made it worse by grabbing her by her acrylic cardigan and dragging her over the counter, and really I couldn't risk it. </p> <p>She adopted that smug look usually worm by security personnel and traffic wardens. You'll have to fill in a new form and get it signed again she said, with as I said, smugness and relish.</p> <p>I smiled (through gritted teeth) and took the new form. I brought it home phoned my signatory. Sure he said, no problem bring it around.</p> <p>So we did. He filled in all the bits again and signed it and we took it back. </p> <p>We saw another woman this time. She checked it. Once again gasped!! I kicked Hubby on the other leg to restrain him. What now? I said.</p> <p>Well, she said twirling her moustache. Your signatory didn't put your name in. And it has to done by HIM. Not anyone else. This is a legal document you know. Sigh.</p> <p>Back to my dear long suffering friend, who to give him his due, laughed and offered to come to the post office and help Hubbs duff up both of the "jobs worth" people. </p> <p>So all in all it took me 2.5 hours out of my day because of the wrong coloured ink and a missing box that could have really been filled in by anyone (if it wasn't a legal document of course)</p> <p>Will I be sad to leave England? Yes in some ways but I won't miss all the bullsh*t and red tape I can tell ya............................</p> <p>I'm having a drink now. I think I deserve one. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2008/12/31/burocracy-red-tape-and-stupidity-5304994/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>passportshumourjobs-worthfunnypost-officehttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2008/12/31/burocracy-red-tape-and-stupidity-5304994/#commentshttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2008/12/31/aren-t-people-lovely-5301038/tag:saladdodger.blog.co.uk,2008-12-31:/2008/12/31/aren-t-people-lovely-5301038/Wed, 31 Dec 2008 01:39:13 +0100 <p>Aren't People Lovely?</p> <p>Hubs and I are still selling off all our belongings. Well we can't take them with? So. We have stuff listed on anything that is free. Last night we were down to our last £3 which was a bit scary. BUT. Last night my ex brother in law and his lovely wife called around unexpectedly and bought our patio furniture. So pleased it is going to them. They will so enjoy it and they give amazing parties in the summer.</p> <p>Then a guy drove one hundred and fifty miles to buy a table saw off Hubs. It was the fourth one he had seen and loved it!! It is in great condition and he was so pleased with it.</p> <p>Then another couple drove through a freezing night for 25 miles because they needed a couch. Theirs is dead. They have had a "heavy" friend sleeping on it and it is wrecked. So with 4 children a wife that is a paramedic and a hubby that works all the hours gods sends, they needed a comfy place to sit. I threw in the "throws" and the cushions too. I am just SO pleased that my stuff is going to people who need it. And I KNOW, I need the money too. But I just want to imagine people getting pleasure out of my stuff.</p> <p>It makes me happy?</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2008/12/31/aren-t-people-lovely-5301038/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2008/12/31/aren-t-people-lovely-5301038/#commentshttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2008/12/28/best-get-knitting-5290408/tag:saladdodger.blog.co.uk,2008-12-28:/2008/12/28/best-get-knitting-5290408/Sun, 28 Dec 2008 22:37:18 +0100 <p>Well? Tomorrow we have to explain to the car loan people that they need my car back coz I can't pay for it. We also need to explain to our mortgage company that no matter how many threatening voice mails they leave, that we don't have the money. So there?</p> <p>They can take us to court, but we still don't have the money. We have offered to knit it but I am not that good at knitting. So there?</p> <p>But you need to pay this NOW? But we don't have the money? BUT we need it by Saturday? But we don't have the money?</p> <p>How many times can this conversation go around before it gets way too boring. NOBODY can magic money from thin air? I wish!! But it is what it is and they either have to suck it up or chuck us out on the street. </p> <p>Which might take a couple of months, and we will be gone by then. Thank Goodness.</p> <p>I have given up worrying or waking in the early hours with my heart pounding. It is what it is. And we are very lucky to have options. Some folks don't. I wish I could take em all with me. </p> <p>My inlaws lived through the revolution in Hungary and survived. My parents lived through the second world war. This is just a bit of a recession, and really? what is money? just numbers on a sheet. it means nothing............................ </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2008/12/28/best-get-knitting-5290408/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>recessionmoneyhttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2008/12/28/best-get-knitting-5290408/#commentshttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2008/12/27/it-s-really-happening-5286444/tag:saladdodger.blog.co.uk,2008-12-27:/2008/12/27/it-s-really-happening-5286444/Sat, 27 Dec 2008 22:36:52 +0100 <p>Eight years ago, almost to the day. Hubby left his life in Canada to share it with mine.</p> <p>We had no money then and didn't know what the future would hold? </p> <p>But, we have had sometimes a great life and sometimes we have struggled. BUT through all the trials we have loved each other and laughed at the hard times.</p> <p>Life is kind of hard now. NO money, and no work, but you know what? we can still get by. And I am so looking forward to my new adventure.</p> <p>I want to experience what it is like to live in the Frozen North.</p> <p>Dawg is coming with, and I think that NO.1 Son will follow. He is so keen to know what life is like there.</p> <p>We might be on this stupid little planet through loads of life times. </p> <p>BUT you know what? This time. I have been loved. By Hubby, Son and Dawg and that is enough for me.</p> <p>They care about me and that is all a person can ask for? </p> <p>And I am prepared to take the jump. Hubs and I were walking Dawg this evening and he said "So? You're really cool to go?" </p> <p>I said. You know what? Yeah. England is well overcrowded. I WILL outlive you and end up either in a hospital suffering from MRSA or a nursing home where they'll hit me cause they don't understand my sense of humour.</p> <p>PS. In Canada they won't get it either, they will just wipe my chin and think I'm crazy...........................</p> <p>Laugh and the world laughs with you. Pee yourself and everyone around you will say Euuuuuuuuuuuuuugh</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2008/12/27/it-s-really-happening-5286444/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>laughterfunnyhumourhttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2008/12/27/it-s-really-happening-5286444/#commentshttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2008/12/27/oh-dear-5286315/tag:saladdodger.blog.co.uk,2008-12-27:/2008/12/27/oh-dear-5286315/Sat, 27 Dec 2008 22:04:34 +0100 <p>Well, it was No.1 Sons 22nd birthday today. I know, I know. I berated my ex mother in law for having a baby that close to Christmas. My ex's birthday is 20th December and I went one better. Uh. Ok? But common sex is sex and if you have a couple of glasses of wine and you're married. Well Hey? you get a baby at Christmas time. </p> <p>Enough already. So. We are skint and I told him that he would only get a card, a hug and a big dinner. That kid is so cool and he said.. OK Mom, so what? I don't need things. Bless..................</p> <p>This morning, I wasn't at my best. I was listing all our stuff to sell in the local newspaper and suddenly thought!! OOOOOOOOOOOOh The Birthday card. So I found it and signed it. Sadly I signed it with my Christian Name and Hubbys. Then though oh F*ck. I couldn't cross it out coz that would have messed it up.</p> <p>So I wrote underneath. Mum, I meant Mum!! Son opened it, hugged me and laughed his ass off. As he said. Oh Mum, that IS so you, and that card is such a keeper.</p> <p>Got to love that kid............................. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2008/12/27/oh-dear-5286315/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>laughssonfunnybirthdayshttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2008/12/27/oh-dear-5286315/#commentshttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2008/12/26/and-at-christmas-you-have-to-believe-5278542/tag:saladdodger.blog.co.uk,2008-12-26:/2008/12/26/and-at-christmas-you-have-to-believe-5278542/Fri, 26 Dec 2008 01:41:50 +0100 <p>Mmmm. Well? As many of you know. Hubs and I are in dire straits. We have the wolves at the door demanding money, they want to repossess the house, the car, and anything else that isn't nailed down. But you know what? Today is Christmas day and we just chilled.</p> <p>We took dawg for a very long walk he chased squirrels and magpies and pigeons, and didn't catch any of em. I said to him well that's life that is. Get over it. </p> <p>We couldn't afford gifts apart from a bit of chocolate and shower gel for NO.1 son and girlfriend. But we had a lovely day.</p> <p>We ate a huge chicken dinner and played games and laughed, and when I had a few too many ciders, I cried, coz I maybe won't see son for a few years (moving to Canada) me, not son.</p> <p>But you know, that is what it is all about. It's not about the huge pile of cr*p under the tree. It's about who you love.</p> <p>And if you are with someone you love tonight then you are very lucky and you should cherish the moment.</p> <p>OK. So I am officially p*ssed and should be in bed.</p> <p>Merry Christmas </p> <p>And good night.....................................</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2008/12/26/and-at-christmas-you-have-to-believe-5278542/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>christmaslovefunhttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2008/12/26/and-at-christmas-you-have-to-believe-5278542/#commentshttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2008/12/22/a-little-christmas-song-5261969/tag:saladdodger.blog.co.uk,2008-12-22:/2008/12/22/a-little-christmas-song-5261969/Mon, 22 Dec 2008 23:29:34 +0100 <p>Ok, well it's not really. But a few years ago I rewrote the words from the song "She" made famous by the film Notting Hill and sung originally by Charles Aznavor and later by Elvis Costello. </p> <p>The only connection with Christmas is you'll probably find yourself at a Karaoke and need a good song to sing. You can take these lyrics with you with my blessing and have a good un.</p> <p>Alternative Lyrics To ‘She’</p> <p>He may be the face you can’t forget<br> The one you dated for a bet<br> May be a treasure, should be buried anyway<br> He may be the headache morning brings<br> Who stayed all night and never rings<br> Who never washed his under-things<br> You never liked him anyway</p> <p>He may do the things you like the least<br> He’ll fart in bed, the dirty beast<br> Hung like a hamster and he smells just like one too<br> He may be the one you hate to kiss<br> You can’t describe the sex as bliss<br> He still can’t find your clitoris<br> He’s not for you</p> <p>He who always looked so stupid in a crowd<br> Who jokes could be embarrassing and loud<br> You couldn’t fancy him, god knows you tried<br> When he takes his trousers off you want to laugh<br> Who left you always longing for a bath<br> Who you would leave if you just had some pride</p> <p>He may be the reason that you drink<br> That one that took you to the brink<br> The one you wish would move a thousand miles from here<br> He may be the thing you mostly fear<br> The one who gave you Gonorrhoea<br> The Doctor said it just might clear<br> The reason for your strife is HE……</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2008/12/22/a-little-christmas-song-5261969/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>songshumourchristmashttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2008/12/22/a-little-christmas-song-5261969/#commentshttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2008/12/20/the-miracle-potato-5251613/tag:saladdodger.blog.co.uk,2008-12-20:/2008/12/20/the-miracle-potato-5251613/Sat, 20 Dec 2008 20:48:18 +0100 <p>Well so they say! There is an advert on TV at the moment, on almost every commercial break and it is for Roosters Roast Potatoes. The tag line is "They do more". What do they mean they do more? I asked Hubbs. No idea hon he replied, do you wanna buy some? I am the advert queen, if they assure me that this is something ground breaking then I believe them. Despite many previous disappointments.</p> <p>So we've bought some. They are sitting on the counter as we speak, and we will SEE if they do more.</p> <p>I've left em a list. I expect, the washing, the ironing and the housework completed by the time we get up tomorrow morning. Mmmmmmmmm. We shall see. Are they the answer to my prayer, or as Hubby believes, Just small potatoes.................................. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2008/12/20/the-miracle-potato-5251613/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>hubbyhumouradvertisingpotatoeshttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2008/12/20/the-miracle-potato-5251613/#commentshttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2008/12/20/hiding-indoors-5251437/tag:saladdodger.blog.co.uk,2008-12-20:/2008/12/20/hiding-indoors-5251437/Sat, 20 Dec 2008 20:05:55 +0100 <p>Hubby and I don't have alot of cash to splash this Christmas. So we haven't bought any gifts, apart from a few bits for No. 1 Son and girlfriend and I do mean BITS. Anyhoo, it has been such a relief not to have to fight our way through the crowds. We passed by our local town centre at about 9.30 this morning and the queues for the carparks were horrendous.</p> <p>We just looked at each other and breathed a big sigh of relief. Carried on the the big park and took dawg for a lovely romp. We met other dog people and Dawg had a lovely time sniffing and romping with like minded four legged friends.</p> <p>Then we went to our "small supermarket" which was surprisingly quiet for the time of year and bought stuff for lunch and dinner and then we came home and just shut the door and we have watched movies pretty continually since about 1pm this afternoon.</p> <p>Lazy or what. But it has been lovely and restful and we have watched stuff that made us laugh out loud.</p> <p>We are going to have some lovely dinner and then I will take Dawg for his usual evening constitutional, and that's our Saturday. Not exciting but lovely non the less. Hope you all had a good day too! </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2008/12/20/hiding-indoors-5251437/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>dawgrelaxingfilmsshoppinghttp://saladdodger.blog.co.uk/2008/12/20/hiding-indoors-5251437/#comments