Well, it was No.1 Sons 22nd birthday today. I know, I know. I berated my ex mother in law for having a baby that close to Christmas. My ex's birthday is 20th December and I went one better. Uh. Ok? But common sex is sex and if you have a couple of glasses of wine and you're married. Well Hey? you get a baby at Christmas time.

Enough already. So. We are skint and I told him that he would only get a card, a hug and a big dinner. That kid is so cool and he said.. OK Mom, so what? I don't need things. Bless..................

This morning, I wasn't at my best. I was listing all our stuff to sell in the local newspaper and suddenly thought!! OOOOOOOOOOOOh The Birthday card. So I found it and signed it. Sadly I signed it with my Christian Name and Hubbys. Then though oh F*ck. I couldn't cross it out coz that would have messed it up.

So I wrote underneath. Mum, I meant Mum!! Son opened it, hugged me and laughed his ass off. As he said. Oh Mum, that IS so you, and that card is such a keeper.

Got to love that kid.............................