I had a right mare this evening. Came in from work, put down handbag, went and got changed for fat fighters (for that read got naked) and when I came back down I couldn't find my car keys. Gone, vamooshed, disappeared. I did track the little blighters down eventually. On the hook - where they should be Doh! Who'd have thought it. It got me thinking how embarrassing it would be for a "responsible person" to misplace their keys. So i wrote this little ditty. Hope you like it....
OH NO I'VE LOST MY CAR KEYS
Oh No! I've lost my car keys
What a wally what a prat
If I didn't have my head screwed on
I'd probably lose that
What did I do when I came in
Hang on and let me think
Well I came into the Kitchen
And I poured myself a drink
It went down rather nicely
So I thought I'd have one more
That was fine and now it's nine
And I've had three or four
But now I've lost my the keys
You know that ones that start the car
If they're not found by the morning
Then I won't be going far
I've searched the house upstairs and down
I'm really at a loss
If I don't find them shortly
Then what will I tell my boss
I can't come in today
Because my keys have done a bunk
What did I do when I got home
Well frankly I got drunk
I didn't need my keys last night
I know I need them now
Well I know that I'm forgetful
Yes a proper stupid cow
Of course I've had a thorough search
I'll have another look
Oh here they are - they're hanging
Where they live upon this hook
They've got a little plaque on
With my name for all to see
Head of Alcohol Abuse
Inspector CID
