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Posts archive for: 2 October, 2008
  • It's getting worse....

    Please come and visit me in the institution. 8|

    I swear it's getting worse. I was watching a trailer for a documentary tonight (I love em). About a girl who falls asleep spontaneously without warning. Ooh, I said to hubby, there's a documentary on about Necrophilia, I must watch that.

    He laughed (no he did) and when he had taken a deep draw on his inhaler and finally stopped rolling about on the floor. He explained to me that the term I meant to use was narcolepsy. :zz:

    I'm losing it. I swear, I'm dead worried, or worried and dead or maybe just asleep. Who knows anymore? ...............

  • In the Soup

    Well, my latest weight loss strategy is soup. Yep you heard me right. I need something to give me a kick in the pants, and hopefully fool my body into dropping a few more pounds.

    So, last night I had broccoli and cauliflower soup (very nutritious, made life a little windy, so nothing new there then)

    I also took the left overs for lunch today. Blokey who sits opposite stared at the bowl and said "eww - what's that"? I have no idea I said, I bought it off ebay.

    He looked at me in a strange way (so nothing new there either). He tried again. No really - what is it? I sighed, actually never do that with a mouthful of soup, it makes a terrible mess.

    Well, I said, it is a seaweed and moss compound, scientists have found that it cures piles, and eradicates dry skin on your feet.

    Oh, he said. Are you supposed to eat it? No, I said, you're supposed to rub it on, but I'm hungry.

    He lost interest after that, and looked up the number of the company psychiatrist.

    Tonight I am having tomato and bacon soup. I thought I would add the bacon for protein. There WAS a fly around earlier, and although Hubby managed to swat it, DAWG ate it, so we're back to the bacon idea.

    I'll let you know how I get on. I am actually hoping that by the time I go back to Fat Fighters next Tuesday, I will be so thin I will have fallen down me knicker leg and hung myself. But I'll keep you posted....

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