I hurt myself today (no this isn't the lyrics of a song) this was because I swung my head around so fast that I got a crick in my neck. Don't you hate it when that happens.

Hubby and I have just watched a program about transvestites. Dearie me.

Anyhow, during the adverts he said I have something to tell you. Yeah right, I said. I like to wear your underwear. (that's when I hurt myself) Ermmmm, really I said. Yeah, he said, I wear them on my head, it gives the blokes at work a good laugh, especially when I hook the leg holes around me ears.

Oh good, I said. I use yours to clean up the accidents the cats have. I wash them afterwards of course.

Mind you, I caught the cat chewing your toothbrush the other day, and I'm not sure what to do about that really. Well? he said, did you change my toothbrush? No, I said. But I'll think about it as soon as you get my frillies off yer ead.

We're still discussing it. Who said that TV ruins conversation. Well. Not in our house...................