I'm having my hair done tomorrow. Regular six weekly visit from mobile hairdresser. Well she claims to be a hairdresser, but I've seen her working on the bins. As for mobile, do roller skates really count?

Anyhow, I remembered that I had to go and get a colour for my hair. So off I went to Boots after work and got my regular colour (vibrant green) just kidding, it's purple really.

Being the sucker that I am, for anything that claims to make me look younger (it's sad, it's bad and it's the truth). I wandered down the makeup isle. There it was, the fountain of youth!! A foundation called Rewind! Yey. Promised to make me look sixteen by teatime. Well 26 then. 36 anyone??

At the very reasonable price of six ninety nine (I know but the pound sign won't work on my keyboard alright?) It was a steal. Well, it would have been but the security guard was looking...

So I took my purchases to the till and got me club card out to pay. Oooh said the assistant, this foundation is great! I use it all the time. I looked at her (ye gods!). She looked about 103, had more wrinkles than I could count, and a moustache! (no really) I was torn. I didn't know whether to run over to the waxing isle and get the sort that rips it off your face (eyes water) or the sort that would kind of tweak the ends and get her a role in a pirate movie.

In the end I just grinned and said, Oh? well it certainly looks good on you. (well I'm not cruel) Yes, I am. But not usually out loud.

So this Rewind, claims to tighten and make me glow!! (in the dark - who knows?) I am going to try it and I'll let you know.

Meanwhile, I am now worried I might have a moustache. Never thought about it before, and never waxed (in case it grew back) And if I don't have one already, will this new product give me one (no, no, a moustache, try and keep up)

I shall apply it tomorrow morning and let you know. Worryingly, I am afraid that it might rewind me so much that I need propping in a chair, have my food liquidised and have to wear super size pampers. Oh hang on, wouldn't that be Fast Forward.......................