Someone sent me this joke today.....

Couple on their wedding night.
Wife says to Husband. "darling I have a confession, I used to be a hooker"

Husband replies, "well never mind darling, that was all in the past, but I find the idea strangely erotic. Tell me more"

"Well" say's Wife. "My name was Nigel and I played Rugby for Wigan"

I'm still sniggering to be honest....