Well, it must be a slow news day in our part of the universe. I just past an advertising Sandwich board for our local newspaper and the headline was "Mum to Be in Gas Leak Drama"

Well Kudo's to her, that's what I say. Imagine the scene when the off spring is born and she says to it "come here darling, while I tell you the story of how Mummy farted and made the front page"

It's something we all should aspire to. Pass the beans................