Well, I didn't win it again last night. :'( Which is a shame because it is Hubby's retirement plan strategy. He is often heard to quote "6 numbers out of 49 - how hard can it be?"

Clearly harder than you think! The good news is that we won a tenner last night in the syndicate at work. I joined it because I had a dream that I was part of a syndicate that won the lottery. I have also dreamed that I am walking naked down the high street wearing hobnail boots and giving out custard creams, which to be honest is more likely to come true (don't ask)

It's a 55 million roll over on the old Euro tomorrow night (I've already spent it on custard creams - just kidding) So we've rolled over our tenner at work to buy double the tickets. I know, we are such high rollers! and Hubby and I will splash out a fiver and cross everything.

What gets me about some Lottery winners is their lack of gratitude if you like. Ooh it's nice but me and our Albert are happy living in the shed. I might buy him a new flat cap and I quite fancy one of them shopping bags on wheels, but we don't need much.

So if anyone out there is of that opinion. I just wanted to you to know my take on the matter, so you can give it some thought, and maybe throw a few quid my way :DD

So here you go..........

THE LOTTERY

Don't just sit there dreaming of luxury and wealth
Of drinking so much bubbly that you compromise your health
If you want loads of money then you may not have to nick it
Just get yourself down to the shop and buy a lottery ticket

They draw it thrice a week it's true you could be rich I swear
In some unsuspecting household sits a future millionaire
It could be 50 million - could be yours - it could be mine
You could tell you boss on Monday - Stick it where the sun don't shine

There's nothing quite like being rich - nothing else will ever lick it
But you'll never win the lottery unless you buy a ticket
If you want something more instant then there's symbols you can match
You just nip down to the kiosk and you pay to have a scratch

So pick your favourite numbers and you could be in the cash
The date you got divorced or when the Doctor cured that rash
The number of your house - the one you've painted on the bin
The amount of times this year when you have had the milkman in

But just a word of warning - should your riches bring you strife
There’s always folk who are prone to say it wouldn't change my life
We’re happy in our little place - we don't need much you see
Well if that's you - here's my advice
PLEASE GIVE IT TO ME!!!!!