Well, it's getting to that time of night. Hubby is reclining on the couch, but for a change he's awake. Well, I think he is. I've glued his eyes open cause it just makes me feel better, he is looking in two directions at once, so no change there then? Any how. He's watching this thing about Gold Diggers and I had a light bulb moment. After I had put the steps away and changed it, (the light bulb, his pamper is still dry) I realised where I had been going wrong all these years. I have NEVER married for money?? I have married coz I thought i was getting old (23) oh have a word, and that only lasted 18 years. He left me 'cause I was too funny. "what do you mean too funny" Funny haha, funny peculiar, or just hilariously funny? No, he said "You just smell funny" Doh, people just don't work at things. Then I married the present Mr Zappy for lurve. He's a babe (no not a pig, but just as cute). But these people are going on the net and finding sugar daddys & mummys. Oh why didn't I think of that? I thought I had explored all the avenues for getting rich. But apparently not. Sadly it's too late. To play this game you need blonde hair that at least touches your bum. And while mine does, the hair on my head ends at my neck and the rest is just a
documentary waiting to happen. You need a cute smile (well once I get some teeth) I'm hoping to inherit my great grandmothers dentures. And you need a winning personality. I've tried to buy one on ebay but I keep getting outbid. So that's me lot then. I'm stuffed. So back to the retirement plan six numbers out of 49, how hard can it be.................