And this is nothing like it. Yes fellow bloggers, I speak to you today from the under stairs cupboard, where I have been temporarily banished, due to the affect of the Fat Fighters “Green” Diet. Hubby said that he didn’t realise that green referred to the cloud that would ultimately surround me. I am sure the wholemeal pasta and baked beans haven’t helped. Oh well, never mind, at least it is quiet in here. I shall wait until later this evening when the sound of gentle snoring alerts me to the fact that the coast is clear, and then I shall make good my escape. It can’t come soon enough for me. There’s a terrible smell in here…………………..
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xmillyxxx
Pro - 2008-08-14 @ 21:15:28
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Zappy5971
- 2008-08-14 @ 21:37:03
Well to be honest, I usually do red too. But after losing two stone I have hit the wall and stopped losing. So I thought I would experiment with Green. To tell the truth I am bound tighter than a tramps mac and producing more methane than the average cow shed. It's not pleasant.
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birdsong
- 2008-08-14 @ 22:16:31
I've been veggie for 25 years and haven't farted once in that time.
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Zappy5971
- 2008-08-14 @ 22:20:37
25 years you say? I am worried you might one day explode. Where do you live? Do I need to move?
I wish I could do maths. I once heard about a constipated mathematician who worked it out with a pencil. But I have never been that sharp.-
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QueeneMab
- 2008-08-14 @ 23:57:39
Eeeeeeep!
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MissyMouse
- 2008-08-15 @ 00:15:41
*passes Zappy a kite*
For the wind my dear, for the wind
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Znethru
Pro - http://www.febland.net/
- 2008-08-16 @ 01:32:43
I'm about to do an Iron Man diet (one of my own devising) it starts with a water detox and then follows a fruit/veg/water phase of about 14 days! More to follow!
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...Sorry to laugh...But it's the way you say it!! ..hope it sorts itself out...For ya hubbys sake!! xx
Now ya know how Harry Potter felt
...That is a commen problem with Green days...Hence why i have more red!! xx