Patience and Understanding part 2

7 Comments to Patience and Understanding part 2

- kevinwilson ^Pro
- 2008-08-14 @ 22:59:23
that was just beautiful.
i cried at the end.
i was so touched.
- - Zappy5971
  - 2008-08-14 @ 23:08:13
  So was he.
  He was crying from the associated gases. Bless him.
  I am sure I have my Grandad's gas mask somewhere?
  It's the last time he'll lock me in a cupboard! (not me Grandad, he's Dead, that was the last cabbage soup diet)
  Ooh - have to go, the police are evacuating the street. A neighbour has just reported a gas leak................
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- MarkJT
- 2008-08-14 @ 23:18:24
A farting alarm clock! What a great idea! Sound AND smell. Guaranteed to wake you up in the morning!

Apply for Dragons' Den. I'm sure Theo Parpthitus will be interested.
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- Zappy5971
- 2008-08-14 @ 23:34:42
That should have read. Farted and Woke him. Damn the Vodka. A new product in the pound shop. Makes me dizzy?
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- kaimi0achava
- 2008-08-14 @ 23:45:54
I would have thought the fart would have knocked him out
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- skip2468
- 2008-08-15 @ 00:50:50
Be careful or the army may conscript you to win all wars.

I have just posted on weathercheck. You may care to have a look.
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- Znethru ^Pro
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- 2008-08-16 @ 01:31:02
typo in your verse - shd end "woke him"!
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