Right then. Just back from Fat Fighters and I put on a pound. How did that happen? I haven’t done anything different this week. Well apart from lay prostrate on the sofa for two days and eat junk , while watching the Biggest Loser on DVD. I know, it’s a contradiction in terms. Maybe I was hoping that I would lose weight by osmosis. I didn’t. What I find most unfair about the whole thing is that I weighed myself before I went (yeah I know, why waste my money), it’s a bit like having a cleaner and tidying up before she gets here, but I used to do that too, when I could afford one. Nowadays, I just wade thigh deep in clutter and lose things. My mind mostly. The sting in the tail is that I weighed myself when I got home too (oh have a word!) and that pound had disappeared. So clearly, someone somewhere is conspiring against me. Perhaps it’s the elves in the skirting board, or the bats in my belfry. I think I’ll have a bun. I need something to eat with my medication……….
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- 2008-08-12 @ 20:53:28
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- http://www.usksider.co.uk
- 2008-08-12 @ 20:59:34
If it was possible to lose weight by osmosis, I'd weigh 7st 10lb!!

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- 2008-08-12 @ 21:05:10
Usksider, I've tried everything, I once went into the body shop, stripped off, pointed to my body and asked if they did it in a size 10. Apparently not. The police were very nice, but the cell food was awful. (note to self must get arrested more often.)
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- 2008-08-12 @ 21:49:49
their scales were wrong, it's obvious!
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- 2008-08-12 @ 21:59:30
Of course. Silly me. I will demand a recount. I think my clothes were weighing heavy to be honest, but I took them off, and STILL a pound. I shall text "consultant" immediately and demand a full calibration of the offending instruments, and while she's had it she can have a look at those scales.
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- http://squeaky.blog.co.uk
- 2008-08-12 @ 22:02:52
My Mom (Electrochick), is sitting watching Have I Got News For You and eating Maltesers.
Tomorrow, she'll be weighing herself while holding me, so she can shift the blame. I really don't like being used - but if it makes her easier to live with..............

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- 2008-08-12 @ 22:38:05
I find not remembering anything keeps the pounds off. I operate a paperless mind. You'd be amazed how heavy a Memory Bank is.
What am I doing here? Who are you?
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- 2008-08-12 @ 22:47:34
Paperless mind eh? I remember paper knickers, but I seem to have lost my mind. Never mind who am I? who are you? but if you work it out, please tell me, the men in the white coats are getting impatient. ooooooooooh soft walls, and a jacket that ties behind the back. Where are Trinny and Susannah when you need them?
sterces
omg funny